Alexander Reams

Review for the latest Cage-rager, "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"

Review for the latest Sony dumpster fire, "Morbius"

Review for the latest entry in the Wizarding World, "Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore"

Review for the 2022 SXSW Film Festival title "This Much I Know To Be True"

Review for the 2022 SXSW Film Festival title "Facing Nolan"

Review for the 2022 SXSW Film Festival title "Pirates"

Wrapping up the 94th Academy Awards with a Festivus tradition: The airing of the grievances

Wrapping up the 2022 BAFTA Awards in my usual fashion

Read about my complaints towards the ACE, SAG, and ISA's. More like subtle whining, eh, who cares its awards season.

Review for the 2022 SXSW Film Festival title "I Love My Dad"

Review for James Gunn's expansion pack of "The Suicide Squad", "Peacemaker"

Review for the latest horror movie to bring back its legacy characters for no reason, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"

Review for the latest fledgling video game adaptation "Uncharted"

Review for Roland Emmerich's latest disas-splotation film; "Moonfall"

Review for the 2022 Slamdance Film Festival title "Goodafternoon Sweetdream"